Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: Why did the man egg push the woman egg?

Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?

Joke: What's another name for a nude beach?

Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"

The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"

The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."