Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!

Joke: A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard it was, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels, and flung him over the table and across the room..

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth as hard as that."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Duties!
Duties who?
Duties pants make my butt look big?

Joke: How many officers does it take to throw an inmate down stairs?

Joke: A sailor walks into a bathroom and sees a kid looking at him. The kid asks him, "Mister, are you a sailor?"


The kid says yes and puts the hat on. A few minutes later a marine walks into the bathroom and the kid is staring at him, "Mister, are you a marine?"

He replies, "Yeah... Why? You wanna hold my dick or something?"

The kid replies, "No thanks. I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."

Joke: Two kids are in the bathroom. As one is leaving the other yells to him, "In the fourth grade they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."

The other kid yells back, "In the fifth grade they teach us not to piss on our hands."