Joke: A man is going ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice and hears a booming voice, "There's no fish in there!"

He begins to drill another hole and again hears the voice, "Stop drilling, there's no fish there!"

He drills a third hole and the voice sounds again, "You aren't going to find any fish there!"

The fisherman, frightened, asks, "Is this God?"

The booming voice yells back, "No! I'm the rink manager!"

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?

Joke: "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"
Hitler: "Mine less then..."
Awaiting Grammar Nazi barges in!
"Mine Fewer!"
Hitler: Yes?