Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Joke: What do you get when you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: How do you circumcise a redneck?

Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"