Joke: What did the man say after having sex for an hour and 45 seconds?

Joke: At first God created Adam but Adam was lonely. He asked God, "Can you give me somebody that will care for me, listen to me, love me, make me happy, and help me through tough situations?"

God replied, "Yeah, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?

Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Joke: What is a porn star's favorite drink?

Joke: What can you find out from jamming your finger?