Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"

Joke: There are 4 types of orgasms: the Holy Orgasm, the Positive Orgasm, the Accidental Orgasm, and the Fake Orgasm.

The Holy Orgasm sounds like, "Oh God! Oh God!"

The Positive Orgasm sounds like, "Oh yes! Oh yes!"

The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, "Oh shit! Oh shit!"

The fake orgasm sounds like, "Oh *INSERT YOUR NAME HERE*!"

Joke: What gets bigger every time you watch your neighbor's wife undress?

Joke: A blonde woman and her boyfriend are making love when she suddenly freezes and stops moving. Her boyfriend is shocked, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"

She replies, "I was watching porn and I saw them doing this, it's called 'buffering'."

Joke: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Joke: What do you call an attractive woman in New Jersey?