Joke: What do you call Batman and Robbin after they got steamrolled?

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?

Joke: A man from Tennessee takes his daughter to the doctor and tells the doctor his daughter need birth control.

The doctor asks, "How old is she?"

He replies, "15."

"And she's sexually active," the doctor asks.

The man replies, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."

Joke: Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. One of the men says, "Man, I wish I could do that!"

The other replies, "Haha, yeah... You might want to pet him first though."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.