Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: What has four wheels and flies?

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!

Joke: Can a camel go longer without sex or water?