Joke: A priest is walking down the street and as he walks by a prostitute she yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What is a handjob?"

She replies, "$20, same as on the streets."

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?

Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Joke: What do ducks like to smoke?

Joke: Why did the semen cross the road?

Joke: What was the best part of the antennas wedding?