Joke: Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Joke: What do you call a sad porno?

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and sees a frog in a cage behind the counter. She asks the bartender, "What's with the frog?"

He replies, "He performs oral sex on women."

She has a few drinks and curiosity gets the best of her so she asks for the frog. The bartender takes the frog out and puts it down there. The frog does nothing for a minute so the bartender says, "Okay, watch closely, I'm only going to show you one more time."