Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Why is it hard to make it as a pornstar?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!