Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."

Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"

Her friend replies, "I don't know."

The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"

Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?

Joke: Which bird is tall and wealthy?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: What can we learn from surprise morning blowjobs?