Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"

Joke: Three prostitutes walk into a bar. The first one holds up four fingers, "I can take this inside of me!"

The second one holds up a fist, "I can take all of this."

The last prostitute, with a smile, slowly slides down the stool.

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: Little Johnny is in anatomy class one day when his teacher asks him a question while pointing at the male genitalia, "Little Johnny, what is this?"

Little Johnny replies excitedly, "I know! My dad has two of them! A little one for peeing and a big one for brushing my mom's teeth!"

Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?