Joke: Why do women wake up yawning?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?

Joke: What did the boy with no arms get for his birthday?

Joke: A man walks into a bar and approaches a beautiful woman. He asks her, "Would you have sex with me for $10,000?"

She thinks about it for a minute and replies quietly, "Yes."

To this he asks, "What about $100?"

She is outraged, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

He laughs, "We already have that established, now we are just negotiating the price."

Joke: How are men like spiders?