Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"

One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."

Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?