Joke: What does 80-year-old pussy taste like?

Joke: A penguin is driving down the road when his car stops running. He takes it in to the nearest mechanic and takes a walk while they look at it. While walking he grabs some ice cream, then he heads back to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin blushes, "No, that's just ice cream."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

Joke: Why is sex with a hipster so boring?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?