Joke: What lake tastes good with French fries?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Joke: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?

Joke: A guy from Mississippi goes to Connecticut and sees some girls. He asks them, "What college do y'all go to?"

One of them responds daintily, "Yale."

He replies, "WHAT COLLEGE DO Y'ALL GO TO?"

Joke: Why do all of the bears in Australia have jobs?