Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Joke: Why did the man have to get out of Mississippi as fast as he could?

Joke: Who invented spaghetti?

Joke: How do you know a homeless man has a girlfriend?

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?