Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!

Joke: What has six balls and rapes the poor?

Joke: A guy goes to a whorehouse and when the prostitute sees his 20-inch penis she nearly faints. She tells him, "I'll touch it, lick it, and suck it; but I'm not putting it in me."

The guy walks over to the table and takes back his money saying, "No thanks, I can do all of that myself."

Joke: What does a vampire do with boiling water and a tampon?

Joke: What bus crossed the ocean?

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?