Joke: Why are prostitutes great at the piano?

Joke: Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.

Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."

The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"

She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."

He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"

She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."

The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"

She replies, "We have trouble communicating."

Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."

Joke: How do pilots take their hot dogs?