Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."

Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."

Joke: What did 'O' say to 'Q'?

Joke: What kind of chain is edible?

Joke: How is a man's dick like God?

Joke: How do you titillate an ocelot?