Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."

Joke: What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

Joke: What's better than a sweater at Christmas?

Joke: What do you do with a sick wasp?

Joke: Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.