Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: What do you call a religious Eagle?

Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"

The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"

Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.