Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: What does a ship say when it's cold?

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."

Sally says, "He's three feet tall."

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?