Joke: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!

Joke: A man is getting a hotel room and he accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is a soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, come to room 434."

Joke: Why are frogs so happy?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.