Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!