Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, monsters go as her for Halloween!