Math Jokes

 

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Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.


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Joke: What is everybody's favorite aspect of mathematics?


Punch line: Knot theory, that's for sure.


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Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.


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Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?


Punch line: They don't have any gigs.


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Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?


Punch line: Your tan line is showing.


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