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Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Punch line: He was seeing spots.
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Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.
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Joke: What is thin, white and scary?
Punch line: Homework.
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Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
Punch line: Cold cream!
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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?
Punch line: You crack me up!
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