Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."


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Joke: What kind of star can hurt you?


Punch line: A shooting star!


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Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?


Punch line: Ships and dip.


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Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?


Punch line: He wanted to see a butterfly.


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Joke: What is an owl's favorite subject?


Punch line: Owlgebra.


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