Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?

Joke: What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Joke: Why are A's like flowers?

Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"