Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?

Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?