Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?


Punch line: Because it beat upon the shore.


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Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?


Punch line: He wanted to hit the sack.


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Joke: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?


Punch line: Grave-y.


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Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?


Punch line: They can't elope.


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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?


Punch line: Microwaves.


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