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Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?
Punch line: Because it beat upon the shore.
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Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
Punch line: He wanted to hit the sack.
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Joke: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?
Punch line: Grave-y.
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Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?
Punch line: They can't elope.
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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?
Punch line: Microwaves.
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