Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: When is homework not homework?

Joke: What did one casket say to the other casket?

Joke: What do bulls write with?

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."