Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?

Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Joke: Student: Would you ever punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Okay good, because my homework isn't done yet.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?