Jokes For Kids

Joke: Student: Would you ever punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Okay good, because my homework isn't done yet.

Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?