Jokes For Kids

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Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?


Punch line: It's really easy, concrete doesn't crack easily.


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Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?


Punch line: Teachers tell you to spit out your gum. Trains say, "Chew! Chew!"


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Joke: Why do dermatologists always take their time?


Punch line: They don't want to make rash decisions.


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Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?


Punch line: Everybody can roast beef.


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Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"


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