Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: What kind of music does your dad listen to?

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!