Jokes For Kids

Joke: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: What is thin, white and scary?

Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"