Jokes For Kids

Joke: Man: When I get better will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Of course.
Man: Cool, I've always wanted to be able to play piano.

Joke: How do roosters awaken?

Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.