Jokes For Kids

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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: What is brown and sticky?


Punch line: A stick.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!


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Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?


Punch line: Plant it in the spring.


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