Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.