Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!

Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."

Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?