Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!