Jokes For Kids

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!