Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.


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Joke: What did the fan say to the other fan?


Punch line: You blow me away.


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Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?


Punch line: Frostbite.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!


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