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Joke: A police officer pulls over a car full of old women. He says "Mam, you realize you can't drive that slow on the highway. It's dangerous."
She responds "Isn't the speed limit 33?"
Laughing the cop says "No man, this is highway 33. That's not the speed limit." He looks into the back of the car and the women are frightened. He asks "What's wrong with them?"
The lady says "I don't know. We just came off of Highway 144."
29 ratings
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Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"
The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."
The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"
The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."
The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"
The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"
21 ratings
5 saves
Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?
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Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?
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