3 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"
He throws it up again, "Strike two!"
He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"
He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"
51 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?
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