Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"

The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."


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Joke: Why are elephants trunks so big?


Punch line: Because they have big hoofs.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!


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Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?


Punch line: To get his quarterback.


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Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?


Punch line: Their 'p' is silent.


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