Jokes For Kids

Joke: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: What has a bottom at its top?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"

The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"

The dog replies "Bark!"

He asks "What's on top of a house?"

The dog answers "Roof!"

Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"

The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.

The man says "What was that guy's problem?"

The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."